Everyone in Venice Knows


A Short Story...in 2 or 3 installments

By Carol Fondiller
(from the Beachhead archives: Nov. 1975, #71)

“Well, there I was, trudging along W. Washington Blvd. at 11:30 PM. I had my purse filled with all the personal belongings I could stuff into it – I left the rest of my stuff in my Venice valises – 2 shopping bags. They were stored in the same corner that some other ‘lady’ (he calls women ‘ladies’)...well, where this other lady had left her stuff. Sort of an accumulation of lady leavings,” she giggled.


“Every time I thought I heard the sound of a 350 Kawasaki motorcycle, I’d turn around and run back to his garage. Maybe it was him. Oh boy.”

Deborah’s eyes filled with tears and she laughed. She was sprawled in a formerly overstuffed armchair from which the stuffing’s hung out in cottony entrails. One of her legs was dangling over the arm of the chair. The chair’s degfutter, a large longhaired honey-colored Tom, was in her lap. Deborah, she hated being called Debbie, “Debbie sounds so sorority, and sorority I’m not,” stroked the cat, and drank the dank cold coffee.
“I mean I really think I’ve hit the apex or the nadir, whatever you call it, of total annihilation – not everybody gets that, you know. It’s an experience you savor, like hitting your elbow on a coffee table. I feel as if I’ve been run over by a Mack Truck.”

Sheila nodded sympathetically, her Sasson-cut blonde hair bobbing in accord. She’d been through this with Deborah before and of course, as with women who were friends a long time, Deborah had baby sat Sheila through the emotional flotsam and jetsam of the breakups of her various journeys on the stormy seas of love. Notably the last one with Bob, who turned out to be married and a compulsive liar who borrowed money and never returned it.

“I mean I didn’t want to look like the complete reject with my big purse, totting those damn shopping bags, trudging along W. Washington with nothin’ but the bars open...And he and she-it exchanging saliva in one of the back booths...”

“She-it?” asked Sheila as she groped about the small crowded room or her coffee cup.

“Oh that’s my private name for her. Every time Kevin talked about her, I’d think ‘she-it’,” said Deborah.
“Hey, thanks for the ear...really appreciate it...she-it ...got a face like a ferret, and the soft moist eyes of a predacious poodle – excuse the alliteration – hey, but I’m really upset.”

She fished around in her large handbag and came up with a cigarette. It was late afternoon quiet now, and Sheila sat on the unmade bed in Deborah’s small messy room. She glanced out the window and watched two longhaired bearded young men wrestle a huge sideboard onto a U-Haul truck. Someone’s movin’ out, thought Sheila. Wonder how much rent they paid?

Sheila went into the kitchen to reheat the coffee. As she turned on the flame, a cockroach burned itself in the flames. Wonder what it’s protecting, she thought.

Deborah called out – ”Hey, fill my cup too, OK?” She came into the kitchen and handed it to Sheila.
“Wow...and the thing is everyone in Venice knows about me and Kevin. Me and Kevin Barry Mulcahy”
Silence. Deborah went back into the room that served as living and bed room, sat on the bed legs, crossed tailor fashion, and divined back and forth, her eyes closed, tears leaking through her lashes. “Kevin Barry Mulcahy,” she murmured in a low voice, Kevin Barry Mulcahy, Kevin Barry Mulcahy. In case it escaped your notice, he ain’t Jewish.”

Silence. Her big honey-colored cat stretched and yawned, mouth open like a whale waiting for minnows to come in. He stretched again, lay down with a grunt on the shabby chair.

“Oh boy! I sure know how to pick ‘em – I mean I have an unerring instinct for emotional sociopaths. Come here Clawswits. Come on baby big fat cat”

The cat opened one eye, stared at her, sat up and floated to the ground, his luxuriant tail held high like a banner, then leapt on the bed onto her lap. Deborah stroked him and nuzzled her face in his fur.

“Oh, you feel like a cashmere coat, Cawswits, you really do. Boy, my eyelids are puffy and my eyeliner and mascara are running...bet my eyes look like a giant panda’s.” She sniffed as Sheila handed her the coffee. “Cream’s in the freezer, sugar’s on the desk.” Sheila stuck her tongue out at Deborah.

“Look kiddo, just because you’re depressed...” She opened the refrigerator which was in the living bedroom because the kitchen was too small to hold it, and rummaged among the empty cat food tins and moldy lettuce and found the half-and-half and handed it to Deborah.

Deborah poured some of it into her coffee. She found the teaspoon on her desk which had accumulated tobacco shreds, spilled sugar and particles of marijuana. She wiped off the spoon on her T-shirt, poured the sugar in and stirred. Her Cupid’s bow mouth was surrounded by heavy lines that came down from her beaky nose to her chin enclosing her mouth like parentheses.

In six years she’d be forty-two and jowly she thought. Her nearsighted eyes peered out peered out from large round thick-rimmed glasses. Her brown hair was thick, curly, and course, each strand standing out as if they were antennae. She had broad shoulders, big breasts, thick thighs, and short stocky legs...a real peasant build.

“ I knew it was all over when she showed up without eye makeup,” she said as she dabbed at her own eyes.
“Huh?” said Sheila. “Run that by me again”

“Well, when she came back from her journey to find herself to see Kevin, she had on really heavy eye makeup. He really attacked her. He told her she looked hard. I could tell he really got to her. Her eyes got teary. She made fun of his paintings – she was wearing tight pants, tight blouse, wedgies, the whole bit. The next day she showed up in jeans, a loose muslin blouse and no makeup.”

Deborah untangled her legs from her tailor position and got another cigarette. “I see what you mean,” said Sheila. Deborah lit her cigarette and inhaled it all the way to her belly button. She coughed. “Whew. Care for some grass?” Sheila shook her head no.

“Me neither. Any way when she-it showed up without make up, I knew. When I told Kevin that I knew she wanted to get together with him, he got angry, exploded, told me all he wanted to do was to go on drinking and painting, and he didn’t want any petty bull-shit personal relationships to keep him from proceeding, and he didn’t want to cement any more emotional bricks in a relationship with her, and that I was crazy.

Well, I shut up. But I knew she was not through with Kevin yet. I might not be awfully bright, but perception is my beat.” Deborah took another puff of her cigarette, lay down and stared at the flaking ceiling enriched with dusty brown cobwebs. Deborah liked her ceiling – it was almost as baroque as the ceiling of a European church. “What’s – uh shee-it’s real name?” asked Sheila after a long, long silence.

Her eyes teared from the cigarettes that Deborah had been chain smoking. But she realized Deborah was smoking to prevent over-eating, and what the hell, she knew she drove Deborah crazy when she played hard rock full blast when she was in the dumps, and ear drums were just as vulnerable as eyes. “Oh God, her name is Ronnie Rudnick – that’s a name – and her dog’s name is Leah – she and I got to know each other intimately – the dog and me, that is.

Seems that when Ronnie returned from her quest for life from Florida, where according to Kevin she’d been getting down with anything that was over 12 years old and over five inches, she was broke and had to crash with her sister, who is allergic to dogs. So naturally little Ronnie Rudnick asked Kevin to keep the dog.” Deborah’s voice imitated Ronnie’s soft sweet voice. “Oh I hope she won’t bee too much of a bother. I’d really appreciate you taking care of little Leah – I’ll walk her!’Ugh!”

Deborah got up and poked around the room, picking her way through the newspapers, empty cups and clothes that carpeted the floor. “Then you know what happened – the old ‘We’re going out to have a few drinks, to talk about old times’ ploy. I mean, the night before, an ex-lover of mine came over to talk to me at our booth in the Drop-Inn.”

Kevin was as gracious as a hangover. He didn’t say a word, just hung his head down, stared at his beer, and moved away from me. Oh Jesus! Jesus! Well we left, and the minute we got to his garage, he started calling me a flaky Venice female, that I should go back to the Drop-Inn and maybe I could ball my ex-lover, who was repulsive, and how could I get in bed with a pig like that, that this guy was a jammer. You know where he got the expression jamming?

During World War II he was a radio operator and the enemy would try to interfere with the messages he was sending by jamming the frequency. – Oh Jesus – Well, he went on with his insults, and I crept into bed – he was kicking his easel now, and really revving up. I held back my replies and told him I was really tired, and I’d heard his insults before and when he got some new ones would he wake me up – well, he calmed down, and apologized, said he was tired and he really loved me, and he held me and made love to me – Got I felt it was all worth it!

The next day I had to go to court in downtown L.A. You know what that’s like – you have to be down there at 9 A.M. – hurry up and wait. Sit there and listen to other people’s cases – well we got home by 6 that evening and all I wanted to do was go to sleep with him beside me – really! So what happens? Little Ronnie Rudnick appears, fresh as a daisy, squeaky clean, eyes aglow with adoration, greeting her doggie, and looking moisty at Kevin – then he looks at me and says, ‘Ronnie and I are going to the Drop-Inn for a few drinks, be back in an hour, O.K.?’ Well what could I say? I wanted to say ‘Hell no, let the bitch do it on her time not mine. I want you here with me,’ but that sounded as if I were possessive and that’s a cardinal sin, so I said, ‘Go ahead on.’

Well, they left, little Ronnie on my seat on his cycle – sorry that’s the way I think. “I think I knew then that this was the turning point – I mean when she first came back into town she was hard and brittle, belittled his paintings, ‘Oh, Kevin Barry you haven’t really done anything since last year!’ That’s when she left him to find herself in Florida.

Christ! He talked about her all the time. Ronnie this, Ronnie read her plays at the Church in Ocean Park, Ronnie and the Women’s Center, how well Ronnie could macrame’, how she learned to run a computer in two hours, how she could tap dance, quote quantum theorems while analyzing the role of women in 12th Century Wales, and go down on all the crowned heads of Europe at the same time. Shit.”

Deborah lowered her voice which was getting louder and more nasal. She punched the wall with her fists. “Damn! Why me, God?” she wailed. “Oh shit – you know he and I were seen everywhere together. he was the only dude I ever danced the dirty boogie with at Honky Hoagies – we necked in public – I love him.

I told him his garage was a magicians’s eyre filled with his invocations and his tools of magic – I let myself be vulnerable to him because he said trust me. And I did. He got angry, when I said I couldn’t let go, because of my experiences with other man.” A put-put whine of a small engine went by, Deborah looked out of the window, then turned back.

She smiled sheepishly – ”Sorry, I thought it was Kevin’s cycle, and I had a quick daydream about how he would shout that he changed his mind – well that wasn’t even a cycle – it was a Datsun – ” She shrugged her shoulders. “‘I’m not other men,’ he said, ‘and I resent the bullshit that’s put on me because of other men!’ And I felt he was right.

Any way, off they went. An hour, then two then three, then I got loaded – I mean so loaded that I couldn’t move. Then the night sounds of good ol’ Venice – I mean here I am in this garage, right? People stomping by arguing, cars whizzing by, fire engines, police sirens, gun shots – I mean it’s his place, right? His books, his TV’s on the blink, his records not mine. His paintings pulsating and glowing on the walls, right?

And I am so stoned and so paranoid that every sound scares the hell out of me. And I try to sleep, right?

Then Leah, her dog crawls in bed with me – there they are in Venice re-acquainting themselves with all their old friends they knew as a couple, talking short hand to one another – you know how people talk when they’ve been with one another for a long time – there they are falling in love all over again, and I am sleeping with her fucking dog! She’s a nice dog but it’s her dog – this wonderful talented terrific person’s dog. Well, all I did was cry and imagine her asking him for a friendly fuck for ol’ time’s sake.”

to be continued...

Posted: Sat - July 1, 2006 at 02:08 PM          


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