GONE WITH THE WIND


By Carol Fondiller

I’ve always dreamed of visiting New Orleans.

The Spanish moss hanging from trees, laissez le bon temps roulez, beignets, chicory coffee, pralines and me, beautiful crinolined me leaning over one of those iron grilled balconies in the French Quarter.


When I think of New Orleans, I’ve encased it in this diffused, glimmering haze, with mayflies and levees and me as a heartless antebellum belle, flicking my fan at my admirers as they duel for my favors, laughter tinkling in tune with the darkies singin’ sweet spirituals, while mammy is more concerned about me and my beaus than she be with her own kin...bless her soul, oh those amiable “darkies” with their infectious rhythm, rich laughter as they put my welfare above their own. That’s what New Orleans means/meant...the Quadroon Balls, slave markets, Mardi Gras jazz, brothels, voodoo, vampires...laissez le bon temps roulez...So, when Katrina hit New Orleans, and that other bastion of antebellum mythos, Biloxi, Mississippi, I felt a sense of personal loss. That great impersonal hurricane ripped not only the roof off New Orleans but it exposed the maggot-filled belly of that beast. DARKIES!? Sittin’ on a bale of cotton playin’ banjo and mouth organ while a little kid danced? I’m being wistful about a city that had slave markets, an aristocratic upper...no, overclass, and a caste system that rivaled India’s.

I am infected by the “Gone With the Wind” sickness, as is every white girl in America. The trouble with Gone with the Wind is that it tells a slamming good story. But frankly, my dear, we should give a damn about what it says, and how it has infected the American Psyche.

The opening paragraph of this piece is offensive - Darkies, Minstrels, etc. But that the old way of life that Margaret Mitchell wrote about so movingly and what the late Senator Strom Thurmond, democrat cum dixiecrat cum Republican, thus perhaps proving Darwinism by reversing it...and wanted to regain and what Senator Trent Lott told the guests at Strom Thurmond’s 100th birthday.. if ol’ Strom were elected president when he ran, things would be a lot better, ie., no antidiscrimination laws, God in the schools, Strom’s God that is, and Kirsch, Kinder and Kuchen for the ladies, bless ‘em.

One positive and powerful thing that Margaret Mitchell did, was to portray the strength, courage, resourcefulness, inventiveness, tenacity of Southern women, in contrast to the fragile, shallow image they were compelled to portray in polite society. Unfortunately, the image of the Happy Darkie slave is still with us. There are some people who aver that the Blacks were lucky to have been brought over here because they were educated to European, i.e., civilized behavior.

The French Quarter did not get destroyed. What did get destroyed was the 9th District, the poor section of town, most likely rarely visited by tourists. I won’t go onto who got out and who didn’t. What happened in the Astrodome, that’s still in contention. All I know is babies did not get raped contrary to what was reported with salacious concern and pornographic detail by the other media. Who can forget the sight of a TV location newscaster up to his knees in swill, gasping into the microphone “there’s a little dog in here. We’ve got to get him out “athere...”? And the dog was in a doggie carrier. The newscaster crooned with the mike about poor wet doggie. True Tiny Tim Journalism...

That hurricane ripped off the layers of laissez le bon temps roulez along with Scarlett O’Hara, Blanche Dubois, (a victim of Southern Gentility), Mardi Gras and exposed the fragile support system that kept New Orleans together and made it such a hot destination. The underpaid underclass supported the ol’ South - instead of living in slave quarters, people lived in shacks or crime infested housing developments. The schools and playgrounds that were washed away were already teetering on the edge of destruction brought on by graft, greed, neglect, racism and classism. Hurricane Katrina exposed the rattling relics of “The Old South”, the souvenirs of lemme see, how did Margaret put it? “The Cavaliers... washed away by the war a gallant way of life”.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if Katrina washed away the generations-old travesty, the generations of old power?

Speaker of the House Rep. Hastert wondered whether New Orleans should be rebuilt and naturally this brought down a tsunami of objections. Since then Hastert has been mute on the subject. I am being heretical, I know, but I’m thinking that maybe it’s not such a bad idea. The City is below sea level, we don’t have or won’t enlist the know-how of the Dutch, who know about dikes and dams.

Theirs have worked for centuries. Do we want to rebuild the Old South with it’s alluring, poisonous dreams? Certainly the City should have some historical sites, museums of Jazz, African and French and Spanish culture, places where human beings were bought and sold and treated as cattle or cunning little toys. And, of course, A Streetcar named Desire.

As to the physical rebuilding, I hope they don’t try to “recreate” the Old Orleans, or hire the Disney folks to re-do it. But basically, I hope that Hurricane Katrina has torn away all the racism and poverty. Then, indeed, laissez le bon temps roulez.

Posted: Sat - October 1, 2005 at 04:08 PM          


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