Out of the Litter Box


by Ali Katz

Grey fade to Schwarz

After his investiture, and the promise to cut the 300% car registration fee, guess what our new gobernator proposes?


He wants to float a loan to get California out of its financial troubles.

The fiscally conservative Al Jarvis Taxpayers Association and Darrell Issa who spent much money and time to remove Governor Davis, support Gov. Schwarzenegger in his efforts to borrow.

Parm’ me, but wasn’t that why Governor Davis was ousted?

I don’t recall.

Concerned citizens want to know or treat us like mushrooms dept.

The Metropolitan Transit Authority recently sold the MTA bus depot on Main and Rose.

There was no public notification of this, and as far as this cat can learn the Coastal Commission was not notified of any pending development. Councilwoman Miscikowski denies knowledge of the transaction or what the plans might be.

This is a big parcel of land for its location. It would certainly affect the community and depending on what is built there, the traffic flow. After scratching on the Internet—the developer is represented by Venice Properties and the developer’s name is…Robert D’Elia of GTO Developments.

Venice Properties and Mr. D’Elia are building the new Art bunkers on the east side of Main next to the binocular building, former home of Chiat-Day. It is strongly suggested that D’Elia approached the MTA and proposed a land swap for some land that Mr. D’Elia has in Inglewood for the MTA lot.

It is true that the MTA lot has been a bone of contention for years because of noise, fumes, etc.
The MTA Bus Depot has been a transportation hub since Venice was a pup.

But long-time residents in the area who grew up in houses surrounding the depot, are complaining because of the longer schedule of the busses and the noise and pollution last far into the night.

While they might applaud the exit of the bus depot, they are concerned about what will be built in its place.
Concerned citizens want to know.

Surely this development should be reviewed by the immediate neighborhood and the community at large.
Though the MTA claims it is not owned by the state or city, it certainly is a public entity and should have informed the public of its intentions of selling to a private developer. It is also rumored that the County Supervisor had a hand in manipulating the deal.

Is this a job for the Grass Roots Venice Neighborhood Council or what? Or is GRVNC just another organization created to keep activists and residents busy deciding on what kind of trees should be used for landscaping while a megadevelopment is slid right by. I mean don’t you know there will be requests for zoning exemptions, conditional use permits, traffic cut-offs, height exemptions, etc.

Other rumors are: that the alternate bus depot is located at Rodeo and Jefferson, not in Inglewood, and the Metropolitan Transit Authority will spend $8 million on rehabbing the MTA lot. The MTA workers who struck to retain their health benefits are upset because they are being deprived of health benefits. $8 million to rehab a yard that’s not yet been used for transportation and not one buck for health.

The community should have input first, before the developer puts plan on paper.

Stars shine in Venice

Riffling the elderly magazines in the veterinarian’s office, the cat came across the October 2003 issue of a magazine called Hollywood Life. Never heard of it and this cat goes through heaps of mags left next to the dumpster. Yup scale to the max its one of those good life mags. Ads for $27,000 watches, $500 tee shirts, articles on where to sweat with the stars, and bizarre eating habits of same. Definitely for fat cats. In the pages of Hollywood Life was an article titled, “The Other Venice.”

It croons and cavorts about some of Venice’s new residents, e.g., Julia Roberts, Robert Downey Jr., Dennis Hopper (well he’s a long-time resident), John Cusack, Eric Clapton, and architect Frank Gehrey who are joining the long-time residents of Venice such as Angelica Huston, Robert Graham (designer associated with the new Catholic Church downtown known as the Taj Mahoney). Seems they abjure the Ocean Front Walk and the freaky Venusians for the more Brentwoody Montana Avenue scene of Abbot Kinney Boulevard, while it defines Abbot’s Habit, the coffee shop at Abbot Kinney and California Avenues, as a “crummy looking place” and in Dawg-like fashion rips those people who yearn for a sense of lost community and diversity and after all while La Vie Boheme is fun to yearn for “it’s no fun having a “drunk like Charles Bukowski” living next door.

Actually this cat doesn’t remember Charles Bukowski living in Venice drunk or sober. The article goes on: “Orson Welles was able to pass off downtown Venice as a seedy Mexican border town in 1958…much better to think of cutie Josh Harnett and icon Harrison Ford romping through the canals in ‘Hollywood Homicide.’ Those who hold the traditions of Venice dear may decry the ongoing sell-out, but for those who realize the readers of Variety are more likely than William Burroughs (note: he didn’t live here either) fans to paint their bungalows, it can’t happen fast enough.”

Stars don’t shine at workshop:

No stars or media moguls showed up at the “EnvisionVenice” community design workshop on November 15.

The first workshop envisioned a two-mile stretch of Lincoln Boulevard from Rose Avenue to the Marina Freeway. Approximately 120 Venice residents and business people showed up.

Doug Kruschi the facilitator encouraged all to put on their “envisioning caps.” The developer brings in his development and the community reacts. We need to find a better way. Architect and member of the Venice Community Council, Win Pugh, advised that the community come up with a plan: “We need to find a better way of doing things. The reactive process does not work well. You can’t lead from behind.

Despite the diversity of the people in the room, several themes sounded loud and clear: concerns regarding low-income housing—more of it, pedestrian friendly amenities such as outdoor cafés, benches, windows at street level, traffic lights friendly to pedestrians, bike paths, mixed use developments, and local businesses.
Sustained applause for La Playita, Lincoln Hardware, Azteca, Manny’s Bike Shop, and Lincoln Fabrics when they were shown in the slide show. This is just the first step. This will go on in more detail.

Other sections of Venice will be envisioned hopefully before we’re buried by hardship exemption, height exemptions, environmental exemptions, lot combinations, etc.

Thanks to the diverse groups and individuals who sponsored this—more to come. Thank you L.A. Groundworks (coffee roasters), Abbot Kinney District Association, Ulan Bator Foundation, the Boys and Girls Club of Venice, Staples, Venice Community Housing Corporation, and the Venice United Methodist Church.

For more information: www.envisionvenice.org or 310-285-8001

Posted: Mon - December 1, 2003 at 04:04 PM          


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