Sher-ruff of Venice
The Law End Force
Human
by
Calvin
Jacob La Mountey was born out
of wedlock on July 26, 1956 on the highway just outside of Odessa Texas.Son of
Jock La Mountey of St. Pierre Island (Fr) and a local Texas girl Emy May
Beaumont. They were in transit to Venice Beach Ca. Little is known of the rest
of the family.
His inauguration as Sher-ruff of Venice
Beach Ca. July 29, 2006 by an overwhelming popular vote by the local
constituents after many years of corruption, deception and skulduggery by law
enforcement agencies.
Day of
the Beard
Ruben, the friendly
street Bruin (bear), had noticed that the local law enforcement had not shaved
in over a week. The woman officers who where usually smooth as a fresh peach had
developed a thick stubbly mass of whiskers. Showing his concern for the
officers, Ruben the street Bruin, had called the local Sher-ruff and had spoken
to him about the beards. The Sher-ruff then called upon his friend George
Crassfar explaining the strange beards on the normally clean shaven officers.
Shocked they decided to investigate this strange
event.
Warning to all government
agencies.
BEARDO WEIRDOSIS VIRIALOSIS
MELANCOSIS is becoming a national
problem.
National Center for Beard Control
and Management.
A must read for all concerned
peoples.
Beard Management for Egalitarians
and those who where once clean
shaven.
Authored by the
HORSE
The strange malady had escaped
from a secret government laboratory.The substance had contaminated some razors
destined for the law. Nothing can stop Beardo from growing. Those infected
display strange behavior. Beardo can jam guns, cause car doors to become clogged
with its long titanium, kevlar matrix Officers start to itch and scatch becoming
disoriented. They then start arresting each other while driving around in
circles, Their memories lapse and they forget where the jailhouse is. Stopping
at fast food joints gobling down fast food and donuts. One person with Beardo
began kayaking to the Panama Canal from Venice Beach. Another was found swinging
from his beard like a possum in a tree..
Pretty Scrufffy
Situation.................
Posted: Tue - October 1, 2002 at 05:00 PM