An Immoveable Feast


By John O’Kane

It’s Sunday in Venice, California. The South Beach Café mid-morning. I catch a glimpse of faces familiar but distorted through the tobacco haze, some mumbling their first greetings on what promises to be another day in paradise at land's edge.


Leon’s en-tranced by the breakfast special, as if the random meeting of cajun fries, sourdough muffins and splats of sunnyside-up give him the bare outlines of the Buddha, the angles joined in a sublime cessation of self-versus-things…

Chloe gives us a freeze frame of tie-dyed ecstasy as she blows by on her skateboard, doing a quick boomerang. She enters the field of trance for a brief moment before cracking the Buddha…

Sabine is distracted by Chloe's entrance but quickly turns to her right as George ambles toward her table. They met on the Boardwalk in the heat of the first big Vietnam War protest, marrying in the nude at daybreak weeks later on the pier, parenting their share of memories now dispersed in the shadows of corporate America…

As they fantasize renewing vows, Zack breaks the plane. He cycles the tables flagging a dogeared, coffee-splattered badge of Howl, eyeballing Sabine's yellow ribbon. He's euphoric about reading his new work at the Bistro, his destination a few doors down. He sits briefly at Van's table, still edgy from the yellow glow, then jerks out onto the Boardwalk, shadowing us with celestial advice while rushing to take in the sun's full stream…

Van tunes his guitar with nicotine nerves, gulping his imported double-latte for fuel as a few early-arriving tourists carefully tiptoe between tables protecting their croissants. He claims to be the missing Door, performing occasionally with the early group in the ramshackle hideaways around Westminster Ave. He's been collecting royalties on his 15 minutes of fame, jamming at the Town House and other revival roosts, riffing about all those chicks…

One sits along the north side of the café in the shadows glued to the overheated conversation at the tarot table across the Boardwalk. Marci whetted her appetite for the collective in one of Venice's first biker gangs during the 60s, finding her niche in various communes over the next decade or so before joining a high desert exurb of bibles and gun-racks virtually gutted in the fires of 1999. She's been living with a sister in town and recently started frequenting the hare krishna center over on Rose Ave…

She looks up as Alex brushes her table, dropping leaflets about some meeting next week at a motel near Lincoln and Navy, raving about Malatesta and joining the Black Bloc at next month’s anti-war demo in Hollywood. Leon stirs from his adjacent table, as if insulted, spraying the source with a rap of caffeine vapor and coffee-grounds projectiles left from the final gulp of his late morning upper, leaving him voided of words. Alex returns a blank stare and jerks left to exit as he hands a leaflet to Malcolm, just piercing the café's southern edge with his new teen trophy…

Malcolm spies the verbal drift thumbs down, pulling his package away from the eruption. Teethed on Alan Watts in the memory gaps between 50s and 60s, he mastered the mute of past and future, finding the whole in strokes of orgiastic holiness. When the buttons, herb, capsules, crystals or any other substances he could score no longer swelled his visions in the 80s, he exchanged them to stake the future, making peace with the NOW by getting high on property inflation.

He bolts as Sarah arrives. A survivor of the mid-60s battles to free Venice from all sorts of institutional harassment, she begins prepping her day's shoot to document the homeless, some still stirring in their roosts along the wall abutting the Boardwalk's western edge where they've staked claim to one of this continent's last real plots of the American Dream…

The South Beach Café sits on the south side of Rose Ave and the Boardwalk at the northern edge of town, a few short blocks from the Santa Monica border and endless development up the coast. To the south swells the bazaar of offerings to tourists and beachgoers, the tattoo parlors, pizza slice vendors, tarot palmers, incense innovators, bodybuilders, t-shirt stands, jugglers, mystical healers and logo-hawkers of every stripe. It stretches all the way to the Washington Blvd. boundary with Marina del Rey. This line is also an extension of the one pier surviving all the changes since founder Abbot Kinney’s fantasies about Venice Italy were consummated in 1905.

To the east for a block, sometimes two or more, are idyllic walkway streets running almost seamlessly south to the Circle, the town center and mouth of the original city, forming a solid barrier from there to the southern border. The area just east of this southern bloc of walkways is where the few remaining canals languish. And to the west a wavy sheen of reflective surfaces, green, gray, blue, golden brown, turquoise, peach, whatever the hue of daylight parsed through wind and clouds.

The café repels post-card fables. When the sages and chroniclers of the future look back at this moment from their tracks toward infinity they’ll likely miss it. The South Beach will never compete with Abbot’s Adriatic adornments, the palatial Doges-replicas, coffee-table snapshots of the umbrella-caped and sun-weary leisure set from the pre-Depression years, or the original canal city’s aria-singing gondoliers. And certainly not the goatees and sandals raving and jutting Bird’s discords in and around all those famed 50s cafes like the Venice West.

It’s this café that begs immediate comparison to the South Beach. They’re even located on the same square block. The Venice West Café, established in the late 50s at 7 Dudley Ave, was the original Beat coffeehouse that drew folks from many places and persuasions to experiment with alternative values and lifestyles. It was the first in a network of hotspots for poetry readings and good talk, eventually mushrooming into a manifesto-friendly cauldron as the political 60s arrived. They haven’t fared well over the years, however, constantly threatened with closure from various citizens concerned that the activity would draw too many unmentionables. Not to mention the LAPD. John Haag, proprietor of the Venice West Café from the early 60s until its demise in 1966, quipped recently that officers started spending so much time in and around the Café during these years that it was becoming an unofficial precinct.

The My Lai of closures was the Gas House at Market and the Boardwalk, dozed in October 1962 after only a few years in business. Actually it was overdozed in a fit of revenge by community vigilant, destroyed ahead of schedule and while still occupied by squatting bohos, an October revolutionary surprise indeed that seemed intent on hollowing out the spiritual foundations of this site. Carol Fondiller, resident since 1958 and current member of the Beachhead, Venice’s alternative monthly paper, bore witness to this event.

The most recent major atrocity was the Lafayette Café at Westminster and the Boardwalk, a beacon for long-time residents in their prime of belief the community might live on in some other way. But it also went before its time, becoming a food court in the mid-80s, converted with a whimpering pen stroke like many others since. No bang necessary in this new world order.

What perhaps irks folks so about these cafes is their open invite to all who don’t want to spend, only talk and consort with known cadres. And this can only lead to bad things. As security forces lying in wait at all the global demos against unfree trade know so well, one of the sure ways to victory is to prevent protestors from amassing together in the first place, refuse them the chance to mingle and share experiences. Once allowed, a power greater than the sum of the individual bodies might emerge. The best course of action is to keep folks behind closed doors in the first place, make sure the open conversational range never exists.

It’s all about fences and barriers, learning to feel free in secluding yourself from the fray. Two of the more striking changes in Venice are the appearance of more and more fences around properties, and the arrival of cafes of smiling uniforms hawking logoed tee-shirts and mugs to market segments dripping with exclusive degrees of conversation and cash. They somehow boost each other. As more and more arrivals perform plastic surgery on their neighborhoods and shoo street life off to others, space shrinks for renewing public creativity. It’s being filled with dog walks profuse with the smell of sea-breeze doo-doo and the chatter of networking from many wired-up oblivious on their jogs.

And so free spirits, if they can even afford to remain here, are increasingly without means to speak and act. They pop up at the South Beach and other similar places like landless peasants seeking their stake in a vanishing country.

The South Beach is not pretty and it caters to residents few want to face these days. They span the spectrum from the temporary homeless and marginally housed and others so bent on survival they can barely focus the facades, to those doing just fine who experience fits of clarity about our new world order. Many of these even have the best credentials.

Like Gerry Fialka. He runs the 7 Dudley Cinema at Sponto Gallery, site of the former Venice West Café, a venue for experimental media and especially the Venice historical links to it. A creatively organic intellectual in the true sense of the phrase, he’s a virtual encyclopedia of information about McLuhan, avantgarde art and anarchist politics, the kind Venice is known for that seeds community empowerment at the expense of central authority. He attracts the constituency of actors in art and politics that give this city its persistent vitality and brings many to the café on his coattails, those who may not know which party is in power, or even who Ernest Hemingway is, but when the crosswinds are right can spout a reasonable facsimile in the finest tongues.

This is important because there are few purebred apostles of any alternative creed that hang here. They’re mostly mixed-blood members of shifting groups with visions that might overlap it on any given Sunday. They’re joined by a smattering of purists, drop-ins for the most part who unfortunately don’t make this scene too often, the famed few or a somewhat larger number who relish their lives underground. They don’t add much to the beauty of the place either, at least from the vantage of outside observers.

This mix of amateurs and professionals gives the café its special quality that won’t likely be duplicated in the foreseeable future. Even the other cafes in the area with similar clientele, the Café Collage near the Circle, Groundworks on Rose and 7th, or Abbot’s Habit at California Ave and Abbot Kinney Blvd., lack the same cross-over pizzazz. The name itself pitches bohemian karma and invites instant comparisons to San Francisco’s North Beach.

The sandwich of customers on this day is fairly typical. All have some investment in either the actual legacy of alternative Venice, or its potent idea. Like so many workers in our post-industrial world they’re mostly part-timers, lacking the ability and means to be full-fledged partisans. So it’s not by choice. Though being forced to manage in the margins with minimal resources controlled by others has blurred choices and made fits of nostalgia routine.

But the café’s days are likely numbered since it depends on these residents, and fates both natural and artificial are in the process of disappearing them. Not a pretty sight to ponder. It continues to offer a sort of sanctuary to them, a space to form bonds the surrounding circus dissolves. But for how much longer?

If you suspect your story is not likely to make it onto a postcard that finds its way into all the right places down through the ages, then why not print up your own? When I dropped in for breakfast last week, right next to the free papers on the counter were stacks of postcards for posterity. Mementos for satisfied customers to pass around when they get back to Butte. They might even end up in a pyramid that mushrooms across the land and captures the souls of the next great generation of dropouts lying in wait for the right moment. And these cards are done up real professional by a New York company to boot, max custom media.

I asked the grandfatherly founder of this family-owned concern, Papa Joe, why he went to all the bother. He just shrugged:

“We have to keep up…the times are always changin…if we don’t then we’ll be…”

“…keep up with what?”

Just then someone shrieked by on skates. It was so shrill that Ralphy, whom you could virtually hot-foot any ole time without ruffling his grin, grabbed his ears and started to dance around us in a figure-eight and shield us from intrusion.

Reading between the lines of Papa Joe’s elliptical remarks, and digesting morsels of gossip at breakfast, it seems business has fallen off pretty steeply since 9/11. Perhaps George Bush’s advice to get spending and exorcise our demons hasn’t made it to one of the states that nearly exorcised him. Many up-and-comers do think it smells too bad. And more and more down-and-outers claim the espresso steam, what little of it there is to date, makes them nervous. More than ample incentive for Papa Joe to get market savvy. He of all folks appears to know that when the dollar-push comes to shove we find out who owns the voting franchise: those latted with dispersible bucks! But he must wonder if going after this power bloc won’t lead to what appears inevitable these days, the arrival of another franchise to fill in the cluster.

The postcard might solve this dilemma. It images a devoted downgrade to habitats Starbucks wantonly violates. It shows the owner reclining on a see-through bubble lounger in the middle of the café. And that’s it! None of the folks who frequent the establishment, or even those whom you would think he wants to attract, the new market segments, if indeed the times have changed. No attempt to take advantage of the pool of commercials actors making the Abbot Kinney Blvd. scene and spruce up the story. He wouldn’t even have to sell out.

Yet how could this café be espressoed to code and stay loyal to those who got him here? A perusal of the postcard prompts a possible answer. The background is wall-to-wall soft-drink cases that visualize one of the most significant challenges facing our nation today: Coke or Pepsi? Even the few bottles of water they contain are pronounceable. The menu does include “French Burgers” and “Italian Coffee,” a few sauced-up-croissanted patty melts and a choice of either expresso or café au lait to relieve the monotony of the endless dripping gallons of brown liquid. No serial of caffeine delights!

It’s hard to imagine these familiar staples getting an erotic makeover in the minds of subliminal seducers. In fact as the picture makes very clear, the café has not yet converted to plastic sodas like the convenience marts. It still sells the cheaper canned variety, perhaps trying to keep the American penchant for bargains alive, or refusing to give in to the new practice of patriotic inflation. Those plastic sodas are double the price but deliver barely more juice. Of course plastic is an oil byproduct!

Marvelous idea, a postcard that refuses to inflate the surrounding world to lure customers into the what-you-see-is-what-you-get nature of this one. Papa Joe’s reclining pose on the bubble-lounger suggests someone deep in thought and oblivious to the camera. He probably knows that once you make eye contact with it all bets are off. The eyes can be windows to the soul but the lens only muddles up the look and sends us soulful copy instead? This image will not attract folks who thrive on glitzy appearances.

He could be “The Thinker,” that outdoor sculpture of Balzac smack in the middle of the left bank made popular flesh here on the western bank of civilization. A kind of 21st century market correction. Things were way too serious anyway back when those Parisian artists and intellectuals were getting professional by hopping from café to café. Did Hem catch a strain of self-abuse he could never shirk from trying to seed his rep among equals, and just take the big sleep in Ketchum? His sober takes actually seeped into the genes. In the 90s, just up the beach in Santa Monica, his granddaughter succumbed. It can’t happen here. It’s all carefree and fun. Relax and let the good times roll and your head-crises will be as alien as Kant’s language.

On the left bank Alice B. Toklas was just the other half of an item, her contributions overshadowed by Gertrude Stein’s creative notoriety. On our bank she got full-billing in one of the most notorious movies ever made in Venice: “I Love You, Alice B. Toklas,” the 1968 pop-surreal satire of the hip-versus-square worlds with Peter Sellers. A few of the scenes were actually filmed near the café. Art for those whose ironic bent boomerangs back to the tell-it-like-it-is mode.

So what you see in this postcard is likely what you’ll get. The messages are clear. We don’t want lap-top leerers and other tourists of the trade who come with the slick images. We don’t want to gentrify. We would love to have some of that cash the up-and-comers appear to be passing around. We’re after all good Americans in search of a buck. We admit that when you get the ad bug you’re usually a couple phone calls away from the exterminator (actually, they’ve recently had their share of service interruptions!). But we’d prefer the carriers convert to the family first and then become legit slummers. Come on back all you patriots who’ve faded into the new world order. Lets stay the course together for…

Hopefully a few more years. Yet Papa Joe has to feel the increasingly-intense wrecking-ball vibes throughout the community he passionately supports. And he’s certainly no slouch when it comes to Venice’s history. There’s an enlarged panoramic photo from 1926 on the door of this very space. We see the Lick Pier and the Boardwalk’s wealth of architectural gems in the background, with a dense mass of overdressed pleasure-seekers crouched under hats and umbrellas in the foreground marked by the Rose Ave street sign. A clever reminder about the pretty past that might snag wayward tourists, but also mental nourishment for those who refuse to slip into a timeless amusement vacuum. If Starbucks moves in, will they add snips of the vintage South Beach to their postcard rack?

…The weekend invaders begin swarming past the South Beach as most locals slip away into another Sunday's business. Visitors from the valleys, inland empires and inner cities all over the metroplex are herded together with vacationers from nearly everywhere else. Most plug into the reverie of distraction along the continent's last walkway, bemused and sated consumers trolling for kicks, barely noticing the pockets of street theater or art works garnishing the Boardwalk's west side. The rest give it their best gloss.

All are equal under the wafting smell of pizza slices, body odor and burning incense, alloy of boom-boxed demos and head-pounding muzak, glut of alluring sights contorted by splashes of mid-day sun, and the ecstasy of knowing they’re being seen with others like themselves. They drool the spread of self-satisfied pleasure, as clear and confident that’s all there is as the digitized logos embroidering them.

Tanned fanny-pack #1 erupts from the crowd fixed on the table vacated next to Leon. Before sitting down she pulls out a handy-wipe from one of her bags and gives the furniture a thorough fumigation, while fanny-pack #2 in tow snakes through the congesting customers, taking a seat only after scoping the periphery. As #1 juts up to go order, the edge of her pack catches Leon's styrofoam cup, sending the few ounces of brown liquid onto the pisces predictions he’d been savoring. The expected apology not forthcoming he turns to #2 as #1 makes a bee-line toward the counter. #2, beside himself, grunts: "Go get a job!" Leon sheepishly gets up to leave, knocking over their Evian bottle. He speeds up his exit-pace to avoid further conflict.

Sabine, ready to exit the gathering mayhem, joins the Peace and Freedom Party-sponsored anti-war march flowing along the boardwalk from Ozone. This is provoking a refrain of putdowns from many merchants along the west side, that "the war's over, idiots. Go home!" As the paraders begin tossing back the taunts, the conflict Leon left behind shows signs of spreading like wildfire into some serious political underbrush. I leave just in time to miss the volley of pizza slice parts, making my way to the Cadillac Hotel a half-block south where a woman with a perfect accent asks:

"Excuse me love. Could you direct me to the nearest Starbucks?"

Posted: Fri - December 1, 2006 at 08:47 PM          


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