On the 200th Anniversary of the Founding of Venice


The following manuscript was given to me by a rather odd-looking person I met at Abbot’s Habit recently. He claimed to be a time traveler from the future, who wished to remain anonymous. I don’t know whether his account of these events 102 years in the future is accurate or not. But, he was honest enough to admit the Beachhead Collective had rejected his article when he submitted it in 2110. – Jim Smith


The Abbot of Venice took a long sip of her cappuccino, and sighed. This would be the longest day of her life, thought Shelly Cabrera. Not only was it the 200th anniversary of the founding of Venice, but the Doge of Venice - that one on the Italian peninsula - was in town, and she was expected to make a momentous political decision. And it had only been a year ago that her party, the Dolphins, won a majority in the Venice Assembly and installed her as Abbot. Now she had to fill the shoes of a Venice icon, the late Bill Sawyer of the Justice Party.

She looked out at the surf from her third floor apartment where the Grand Canal entered the Bay. They called it Brooks Avenue in the old days, she mused. Then, right on time, Chester Sims walked in with the day’s itinerary. “How did you sleep, dear Abbot?” he purred. “Chester, no amount of small talk is going to soften the blow of this day. Let’s get to it.” Then, feeling a little guilty for jumping on her secretary, Shelly added, “I’m fine. How are you?”

“I’m wonderful as usual, considering I had to lug all these paper up three flights of stairs. The elevator’s not working again,” he moaned. “And you should be feeling good. Your friend Marco, the Doge is coming.”
“There’s nothing between Marco and I, Chester. It’s just politics,” retorted Shelly.

“As you like it,” said Chester. “It’s just that we Venetians love to gossip. Oh, yes, and you had a few visitors downstairs.”

“I hope you told them this was a holiday,” Shelly asked hopefully. “I did,” Chester responded. “There was a delegation demanding better conditions in the slums down on the Strand. They’ll be back tomorrow. But your Justice Party friend wouldn’t take no for an answer. She’s still waiting.”

“Why does Christina Li have to torment me today?” Shelly asked no one in particular. “Oh well, show her in, please.”

“Christina, how nice of you to visit.” The words were hardly out of the Abbot’s mouth when her sometimes friend and elder roared her disapproval at having to use the freight elevator. “Do you know that there are laws, Shelly, laws to protect those of us who cannot walk? When are you going to fix that thing?”

Shelly seems to be whispering in response, “Christina, unless you’ve come to make a citizen’s arrest, tell me what you want. I’ve got a million things to do today.”

“Yes, I know, Shelly. Bill Sawyer told me a thousand times that it’s not easy being Abbot of Venice. I just want to make sure that you use this celebration to announce the declaration of independence. You know that Bill worked all his life for this day. What would he think if you passed up the chance of a lifetime? The Doge is here and our “dear friend,” the California Prime Minister is not. If you don’t act, we may be forced to call for a vote of confidence in the Venice Assembly, and some of your Dolphin Party delegates may defect over independence.”

“Christina, stop.” Shelly interrupted. “First of all, Bill Sawyer is dead. Bill’s will asked the Assembly to consider me, not you, to succeed him as Abbot. The delegates agreed, and here we are. Besides, I haven’t decided what I’m going to do. You know how I hate to make these kinds of decisions.”

Shelly could see Christina preparing for a long harangue, when Chester rushed in, exclaiming. “Shelly dear, you’re going to miss your speech at the Pagan Parade. It is the 4th of July, you know.”

“Chester, do I have to? There’s so much to do today,” complained Shelly.

Chester made a face, “Now you know you do. The Pagan Party holds the balance of power in the Assembly. If you desert them at the parade they may desert you in the Assembly, Goddess forbid. And, you know I’m a proud member,” smiled Chester. Shelly surrendered, “All right. But I’m not going to wear that silly cape with the moon and stars.”

Shelly descended the stairs and caught the first municipal launch heading down the Grand Canal. She arrived at the start of the parade - the old city hall museum - to the cheers of the pagans. The short trip down the canal followed a diagonal line of what was once called Abbot Kinney Blvd. in old Venice. That was before the great subsidence.


In the early morning hours of July 26, 2065, the residents of Venice were tossed from their beds by one of the largest earthquakes ever to hit a populated area. Because of the hour, only a few thousand people in the Los Angeles megalopolis were killed. But then thousands more died in days of aftershocks nearly as large as the first giant quake. Less than a week later, the first evidence of the subsidence was discovered. Los Angeles was sinking. Not rapidly, but steadily. The evacuation began in earnest. Most Angelenos trekked to the north, never to return.

In the mass chaos, no one outside of Venice noticed that their sandbar was not sinking. In Venice, the evacuation was from the lower parts of the city to the sandbar that runs parallel to the beach and rises a few feet above sea level. Others set up camps on Mar Vista hill, which had seceded from Los Angeles and joined Venice a few years ago.

Venice had finally restored cityhood following the 2048 law passed by the United Nations General Assembly that prohibited outside intervention in any people’s decision for self-determination. Within a few weeks Venice voted for cityhood, and a few months later, the nation of California came into being.

Meanwhile, on the Italian peninsula, the Serene Republic of Venice was proclaimed. Later, under the leadership of Marco Zitelli, it became a leader of the small nations caucus in the United Nations. The small, but historic, country became a trading power by sending its giant cargo airships throughout the world, when the petroleum crisis made jet airplane freight prohibitedly expensive.

In Venice, California, its Abbot, Bill Sawyer, worked like a mad man, rallying Venetians to stay put. Those who still had homes above water took in those who had become homeless. Boats that broke loose from their moorings in the now submerged Marina were commandeered to find food and fresh water to keep the bedraggled Venetians alive. Sawyer seemed to be everywhere, using his great bulk to help Venetians move their meager belongings to higher ground, or to upper floors of submerged houses. “Now I know why I spent all those years pumping iron,” Sawyer supposedly said after a particularly strenuous day.

Sawyer knew that California was in chaos, and couldn’t help. Although a great deal of aid poured in from Pacifica in the north, the Rocky Mountain Alliance and Mexico, little of it found its way to what had become the island of Venice. In recent years, the town of Venice had established cordial relations with that other Venice, in Italy. In desperation, Sawyer sent a plea to the first Venice asking it to remember its stricken namesake. Three days later, when the situation was growing desperate for the Venetians, and even Sawyer was almost without hope, the refugees raised their eyes to see three giant red airships emblazoned with the Winged Lion of Venice hovering overhead.

As every school child knows, those airships bore food, medicine, earth moving equipment and pylons upon which to base new buildings. Within days, canals were being dug and the dirt and mud was piled up to create little islands surrounded by streets of water. Before long, 30-foot steel pylons brought from Italy were driven into the ground to make sturdy foundations for new buildings. Venice spread out, incorporating the remnants of the Palisades and Ocean Park. But few of the shell-shocked former residents of Los Angeles wanted to take a chance on living on an island bordered by a new inland sea full of sunken buildings. Sawyer and a few thousand hardy Venetians were left to build a new society, much to their own choosing.


After the parade, Shelley walked north on Ocean Front Walk from the Windward Plaza, past Jim Morrison’s tomb. Workers were busily installing the loudspeakers and holographic projectors that would carry tonight’s festivities -and her talk - up and down the Ocean Front.

Lost in thought about her big speech, Shelly didn’t notice Chester rapidly bearing down on her. “Shelley dear,” he said breathlessly. “The Doge is here. He wants to see you.”

Ignoring his impatience, Shelly mused, “You know Venice has changed so much, yet somehow it remains the same. I wonder if someone from Abbot Kinney’s day – or even John Haag’s day – would recognize the place?””

“I’m sure they would,” Chester responded, forgetting his mission to rush Shelley back to the municipal hall. “You of all people should know that Venice is magical,” he continued. “Time goes by, but the magic remains. Why even the gods spared Venice during the great subsidence, he exclaimed!”

Marco Zitelli, Doge of Venice and the Lagoon, surprised Shelly as she entered the lobby. Instead of an official handshake, Zitelli flung his arms around her and kissed her passionately. Fortunately Chester had gone off to see if the elevator was fixed. “I’ve missed you so much mio amore, Marco whispered.”

Shelly drew back in shock. “Now, Marco. I told you that night in your Venice that we couldn’t continue our romance. It’s impossible.”

“Yes, yes, I know. You have your Venice, and I have my Venice. But please humor my fantasy,” he pleaded.
Just then Chester returned with bad news. The elevator was still out of order. After an embarrassing silence, Marco said excitedly, “Shelly, I saw you at the parade when we were coming down the canal. You looked magnificent in that cape with the moon and stars. How daring!”

“Marco,” Shelley changed the subject, “the Assembly has gathered to meet you. Would you mind saying a few words?”


Hours later, the Ocean Front Walk was jammed in both directions with Venetians. It seemed that the entire city of 125,000 had turned out to celebrate its 200th anniversary. Venice musicians had been performing on nearly every block until the holographic projectors flashed on, showing Abbot Shelley Cabrera approaching the podium on the second floor terrace of the municipal hall.

“My fellow Venetians, Doge Zitelli, honored guests, it is my great pleasure to speak to you at the beginning of the third century of our great and unique city. Venice is more than buildings and canals. It is a state of mind. Throughout our history we have been trying to define this state of mind, through poetry, painting, song, sculpture and lifestyle. Even today, we do not have the words that describe exactly what is Venice. But we will keep trying, and by so doing, create more and more art.

“If you were not born in Venice, you came here and went through a transformation that made you a Venetian. It made you more thoughtful, more cordial, more excited by the small pleasures of life. How could we better define the difference that being Venetian makes than to listen once more to the words of our great, and sorely missed, Abbot, Bill Sawyer.” He said: “Before I came to Venice, I would walk down the street of some strange city and see fear in peoples’ eyes when they saw me. Even 200 years after the end of slavery, I was not accepted. But when I walk around Venice, people see me and grin....and I grin back. This is truly my home!”

“Fellow Venetians,” Shelley continued. “Today we are faced with a difficult decision about our future. I have dreaded offering my opinion about our future relationship with California and with the world. But walking around Venice today, seeing thousands of you and talking with hundreds of my friends has given me confidence that we are in a better position to determine our destiny than is anyone else. Therefore, I have decided to call a special session of the Venice Assembly to consider placing a referendum before our community. I am recommending that the referendum declare our intention of joining the 500 sovereign and united nations of this planet. My fellow Venetians, Venice has come of age.”

Suddenly Shelly felt that yet another earthquake had come to strike her down at her moment of decision. Then she realized that it was the deep roar of conga drums and thousands of Venetians applauding her words. Shaken, she stepped back from the podium and was quickly replaced by Venice’s finest salsa band. The party of the century had begun.

Chester was almost the last person to see Shelly that night. He glimpsed her and Marco climbing the stairs to her third floor apartment. Then, he turned, yelled “Viva Venice” at the top of his lungs and waded into the celebration.

Posted: Tue - July 1, 2003 at 06:00 PM          


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