Swami Speaks
by X Swami
X
I don’t want to alarm you because
I know you already have your share of problems. Nevertheless, I must inform you
that you are utilizing the wrong calendar, the one most everyone else is
using.
This is not a joke. Next to George Bush being
in the White House, this is the most serious, bizarre and dangerous situation
imaginable. The world is in “lethal disharmony” due to our
disharmonious way of observing and measuring time. Seriously contemplate this
idea, for you have the opportunity to bring about world peace, not to mention
peace within yourself.
Alright,
you’re going to pass on that. How about this. Two or three years of
frequent cell phone use will bring about brain cancer. You’re already
hooked and you’re not buying that one either. Oh yeah, TV is bringing
about mass insanity.
Try this. George
Bush is a reptilian, controlled by an alien civilization, the Republican Party.
Ha ha ha. I thought I’d just call the whole thing
off.
I’m sure you’re doing
fine, enjoying life, looking forward to the next one, being a good neighbor to
those maniacs next door, and looking forward to your vacation, retirement,
demise,and next incarnation.
I’m
having a grand time, alertly and adventurously approaching Death, that Grinning
Sweeper, more joyously each passing night and
day.
I am going to and enjoying movies,
more than live or almost live human beings. My problem with live human beings is
that I can see how, with just a little readjustment, they could be so much
happier and at peace.
The Mayan
calendar for one, meditation for another; being grateful for life itself is a
good one; seeing the humor in everything that happens, and accepting everything
that happens with the inner serenity that comes with daily
meditation.
Seducing a good looking
neighbor, reading or writing a best seller, playing chess, gin, or crazy
8’s while under the influence of a powerful psychedelic with good looking
naked neighbors around a pool full of friendly piranhas, or naked skate boarding
in Beverly Hills on a quiet Sunday afternoon in a light invigorating rain...on
December 21, 2012...while having a relevant, two-way conversation with God (or
OWow) while on a powerful psychedelic with no police around, and naked, of
course.
Posted: Sat - March 1, 2008 at 03:54 PM
